Suitors

Avery is getting to that age (fourteen weeks until her due date) when her suitors are starting to line up. Three currently reside in the front of the line. Here’s the breakdown on each’s chances, giving special attention to each gene pool.

Truitt- a stunning one year old from Houston, um... I mean Memphis.
Pro’s- Dad happens to be my best friend, a great minister and a pretty good athlete. Mom is the best preacher in his family with Truitt’s Grandma pushing for second place. Future ACU Wildcat.
Con’s- Truitt possibly could be scared of dogs like his dad. There also is a salacious rumor floating around of Truitt taking a bath with a girl before his first birthday.
Chances- Doubtful.

Samuel- a strapping seven month old from Panama City.
Pro’s- Parents are good friend of ours. Samuel is almost guaranteed to have outstanding manors and to be pretty smart with an engineer and doctor for parents. Has a good relationship with our dogs already and destined to be the best outdoors man of the three.
Con’s- Unlike his mother’s family that contains three D1 football players and three coaches, his dad’s lack of interest in football might thwart his athletic success. Has tried to spit into my mouth.
Chances- One in a billion.


Desean- a smooth three month old from Panama City.
Pro’s- Dad, a friend from the gym, happens to be one of the most ripped people I know.
Con’s- Desean could be a pretty boy like his dad, and Avery’s home has already exceeded it’s pretty boy limit.
Chances- Slim and none.

Conclusion- Avery doesn’t need any guy other than her dad.